Yesterday, Dyson was watching The Mask of Zorro.

For the thousandth time….

As the movie was getting started, Dyson ran downstairs, all excited. "Daddy! Zorro has a beard just like you! Come see!"

Well, yeah…

So, I went upstairs and we paused the movie at a spot where we could clearly see Anthony Hopkins (as Zorro, not as Don Diego de la Vega) and compare beards. Then we looked at the cover of the DVD (which Dyson mimics when he’s posing as Zorro). I guess he never looked at Anthony Hopkins - just at the "new Zorro"….

Well, my facial hair-based manipulation finally seems to be working…