The Yahoo! Mail spam filter does a pretty good job, so I rarely see the actual contents of the spam I get. This one slipped through:

From: Citibank

Subject: Its time to get back in constraint

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Sports News

He was wounded trying to catch a pass from quarterback Matt Hasselbeck.
The pass was broken up by linebacker Leroy Hill and Stevens fell to the ground
with the force of his influence arrival on his knees.
He hobbled off the domain and was study by guide while deskbound on a cart.
He was far ahead occupied back to the hold room on the cart.

Wow! That’s convincing! The "Sports News" really makes me want to by prescription drugs from some unknown source on the internet! I’ve got to stop compassionate it away now! I’m glad Citibank is looking out for me, even though I don’t have any accounts with them! I am so back in constraint!!