Whoever put the toilet paper holder to the side and behind the toilet deserves to be shot. Think about it - from where you are sitting, the TP is about 12" behind your back!

This is from the Holiday Inn in Long Beach, CA.

You have to completely twist around to get the damned toilet paper… As if my poor back needs any additional "challenges"… 

To compound the problem, the perforations in the cheap toilet paper were next to useless. As such, you need two hands to separate the sheets, requiring you to twist around even further. Grrr….